Shell-Shocked is a wand that when equipped, it gives the player wizard a 0.75 damage bonus. It is members only. Due to the new update, it does 30 damage in bonus.
The wand appears to be a small, cyan sea turtle with a crimson stunt helmet, and stuck in a mini cannon.
" A daring turtle has made this its home. It gets a little nervous when someone says the word 'fire'."